80% of my friendships on tumblr
- me: we should talk more!
- them: yeah we should!
- both: *never talks to each other again*
There are two kinds of pain - the sort of pain that makes you strong, or useless pain - the sort of pain that’s only suffering.
I have no patience for useless things.” — Francis Underwood (House of Cards)
“You can’t even read American fiction to get a sense of how actual life is lived these days. You read American fiction to learn about dysfunctional white folk doing things that are weird to normal white folks.”—
Americanah by Chimamanda Ngozi Adiche (via tokenblackconfessions)
When I read that quote in the book, I cheered. Seriously, I was nodding and going, “Yep, the doors to the church is open. She’s preaching today, all day.”
Ellen Page & Laverne Cox | GLAAD Media Awards 2014
Ellen Page is a tiny gumshoe detective working to expose a ring of corrupt politicians! Laverne Cox is the charismatic club hostess who gives her the inside scoop on all of her cases! Can they put aside their torrid romantic past to secure a statuette full of top-secret microfilm?
Coming this Christmas: TINY DETECTIVE.
chris control your goddamn face you have just gone through an extremely painful super-serum transformation you did not just have the diddly doo orgasm
…actually, at this point, Steve’s just now experiencing the sudden absence of both recent extreme pain and long-term low level pain. He’s probably so high on endorphins that the expression is completely accurate.
Also, he was asthmatic. This is the first time in twenty years that his lungs work. Ever had an oxygen high?
Might not be an O-face folks, but homeboys high as a kite.